Thursday, June 18, 2009

I'm such a slut!

I enjoyed today.

So, I called Jodi at work yesterday to see if she could take my shift on Saturday and she asked me if I took Claude home. I didn't. We both had a freak out! He's our little mascot! I thought maybe he got thrown away. Luckily Doug just put him safely in Jacey's office.

Why do guys get possession of all the cool things? I was discussing this with Kelsey. Just because they are associated with it it becomes theirs? I think not! So, I told Lisa I was going to the Car Show at Springs to spend the day with my aunt and uncle. Lisa was like "Oh , Like Dale's car show." Just because he wants to show off his car doesn't make it his! I have more claim to it seeing as my family goes to the church and my cousin is dating the pastors daughter. Does that make it mine? Come to Amber's car show! LOL. No hard feelings Dale, I'm just bitter that men get all the cool shit like cars, Nintendo, guns, belching, peeing standing up. LOL

I had an Ice Capp Supreme Chocolate Brownie. It was oh so delicious! Totally worth spending 5 minutes searching for Doug to see if he wanted anything from Tim Horton's, only to find out from Jason he was already at Tims.

Ooh, I finally watched the end of Blood Diamond. I really enjoyed it. I told Doug that if I didn't finish it today I might cry so he nicely started it from the last part I saw. Jason, sweet Jason, ruined it for me telling me who dies. Then he keeps going on about it after Doug points out how I haven't seen it before. Jason came over to me and asked if I really hadn't seen it before. Do I joke around that often that people don't believe me? Perhaps it was that Jason didn't believe Doug. lol I love my managers.

I had the best workout today. I was sweating like a horse! Sexy Sweaty though! When I sweat it's always Sexy. Even when sweat from a flu and I've got snot hanging from my nose, leaky eyes. NASTY! lol

I have one more complaint about dudes.
Why can't they keep their horniness and rudeness to themselves? Why whistle at a random stranger? I was walking to work and some jerk whistled at me. When I didn't look back at him he whistled louder then howled at me. If I wanted you to whistle at me I would have been scantily clad. Can you guess what I was wearing? Can you believe the only skin that was showing was my hands, neck, face and feet? I'm such a slut! lol Apparently dressing modestly doesn't even keep the horny pervs at bay. I understand sexual desires and thoughts, and I don't mind tasteful sex jokes, but seriously if you gotta be vulgar you might as well just keep your thoughts to yourself. I won't even acknowledge a dude who whistles at me, they aren't worth my time. Disrespecting pricks!

So, the hottest guy came into work today. We need to clone him! I don't even care if they haven't gotten the kinks out of cloning yet. They must clone this dude. I'll even take him if he had one eye! lol
See that's how you tell someone they are attractive. A nice compliment, or could that be used as a really bad pick up line? lol I'd say pick up line. Something like...... can I get my cloning machine because you have enough hotness for two. lol!

If you find some girl to be alluring, tell her she is very attractive and just walk away. You would totally brighten up our day and most definitely peak our interest in this mysterious, polite man. LOL me giving dudes advice. I have no experience in the dude department. I do know what I like though.

I like Italian! yum, getting hungry! lol
That be my cue to finish my blog. lol
night all!

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