Bum floss, Laughter and Friends.

Bum Floss? I do not understand why girls wear thongs. They must be amazingly comfortable. For me to wear one it would have to be as amazing as a hot tub after a day on the ski hill. I saw some girl on the bus today, well maybe I just saw her thong, because that's where my eye was immediately drawn. When I tried to look away all I could see was her reflection in the window. Why blind a poor soul!? Her pants were so low when she sat that all you saw was crack. Don't people know cracks are not exciting and sexy? If you think about it what comes form there? Nasty! Hide your Cracks Girls! Modest is hottest! If you are finding it hard to find pants that aren't made to ride low, get a belt. That's what they were invented for.

I simply love How I Met Your Mother. I find myself laughing at jokes I have seen a million times. I simply love to laugh, and this show makes me laugh. I was watching Just For Laughs the other day some of the things they do on that show are hilarious. I love pranks that are done in tasteful ways. Even Punk'd was a fave for me. If you can get someone and they are able to laugh with you about it, it's priceless! I'm going to miss Jason jumping out of the darkness. He got a great jump out of me when I came down the stairs the other day. Neil will have to step up to the plate! I think what I like about being scared by Jason is his reaction he gets such a big kick out of it, really entertains him.

I'm trying to make camping plans with two of my friends from Swan. I think it will be fun. Sadly Twyla says she is all booked up. So I'm guessing she can't come. It's a go though the three of us will book it off. I haven't really hung out with Melissa and Tracey since the day I moved. Every time I come visit it's just dinner and catch up talk. We will get to actually fool around and be ourselves. I always get crazy around my high school friends. Nothing like Lily Aldren where she becomes this black woman in a white woman's body, on How I Met Your Mother, but I can be myself around them. They know everything about me, from the most embarrassing story to the most bragged about moment. They knew me before I was pretty. They know what makes me who I am and they care about me. The feeling is mutual, I would do anything for these girls.

Now Twyla if you are reading this, know that I love you just as much maybe more. You actually know me better than they, for you know me now as well. You know everything that I have gone through since high school. I have become a better person because of you and your wisdom. I love and miss you so much and am deeply saddened that I have to wait to visit you. Perhaps in Sept. or Oct. Jan. even, we can go to Assessippi or something. Love You!

I was watching the Hour today. George Stroumboulopoulos (what a name!) ( I thought Chornawka was long) is probably my new favorite person. He's funny and smart. On my new found quest to learn and be more interesting I have stumbled across him. It was easy seeing as this week is Comedy week on the hour. Tonight's guests, Howie Mandel and Carol Burnett were so funny! go to http://www.cbc.ca/thehour/ to see episodes of Russell Peters, Pauly Shore, Billy Connolly an much more.

well I better go to bed. Good night! God Bless!